Sneek´s prank calls

Chapter 18
The hotel.


It's 10:30 PM. Sneek picks a hotel and a room number by chance.
It happened to be room 222 at the Semi-Arctic Hotel.


               
Hotel:       -Semi-Arctic Hotel, good evening.

               
Sneek:       -Room 222 please.

               
Hotel:       -Yes. Just a moment.
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Guest:       -Hallo? (Sleepy)

               
Sneek:       -Yes, who is it?

               
Guest:       -My name is Johansson.

               
Sneek:       -Right. Room 222 isn't it?

               
Guest:       -...eh....yes.

               
Sneek:       -I am calling from the reception. Good evening.

               
Guest:       -Yes?

               
Sneek:       -Well, I have to remind you Mr. Johansson, that there are no female 
              visits allowed in our hotel rooms late at night.

               
Guest:       -But I don't have any females here.

               
Sneek:       -Don't even try.

               
Guest:       -It's true. I was almost asleep and there is nobody here but me.

               
Sneek:       -=Don't even try. We have been outside your door and we could hear
              everything. We heard clearly that you have a woman visiting.

               
Guest:       -This is not true. You must have been behind the wrong door.

               
Sneek:       -And the staff says that you are snotty with them.

               
Guest:       -What??

               
Sneek:       -So, get dressed and leave and find yourself a new hotel!

               
Guest:       -What the hell is going on? I'm almost asleep and you call me and 
              accuse me of having a female in my room. This will cost you a lot,
              man, And who said I'm snotty?

               
Sneek:       -Everybody says so and now I think so too.

               
Guest:       -This is the worst thing I´ve ever heard!

               
Sneek:       -I´ll give you and your bitch twenty minutes to leave the hotel or 
              I personally will come and throw you out. That´s final. Bye.

               
Sneek hanged up. He waited a couple of minutes and called again, now he 
asked for room 220. This happened to be a double room:

               
Guest:       -Hallo? (Sleepy)

               
Sneek:       -Who is it?

               
Guest:       -Nilsson. Olaf Nilsson.

               
Sneek:       -Room 220?

               
Guest:       -Eh...yes.

               
Sneek:       -Well, I am calling from the reception. Good evening.

               
Guest:       -Yes?

               
Sneek:       -Well, I have to remind you Mr. Nilsson that there are no females 
              allowed in our hotel rooms late at night.

               
Guest:       -What are you talking about? Me and my wife were sleeping. What is 
              this?

               
Sneek:       -This is about the female in your room. You are not allowed to have  
              such visits in your room at this hour.

               
Guest:       -But this is my wife!!!

               
Sneek:       -So you are saying that this woman you sneeked in with is your wife?!

               
Guest:       -Yes, I certainly do and now I want your apology.

               
Sneek:       -Listen, Mr. Nilsson. I don't even remember how many times I have 
              seen that hooker trying to get into our hotel. This is not a brothel. 
              You pack up your things and get out of her or I'll personally come and
              throw both you and your hooker out!

               
Guest:       -Listen you mother fucker! You will.... *Click*

                  Nilsson hung up. Sneek went to bed and slept very well. The next 
                  day he read a notice in the local newspaper that the police had to 
                  stop a fight between staff and guests at the Semi-Arctic hotel.

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