Sneek´s prank calls

Chapter 16
Sneek's lobster party.


Every year in August there is a lobster party at Sneek's place. He has
only first-class, expensive and very fine lobsters and he had no 
intention of paying for them. He picks up the phone, dials the number
and everything is arranged. He has to call a new store every year
and this year it happened to be the Martin Olsson Ltd. This is what
happened:


               
Woman:       -Martin Olsson.

               
Sneek:       -I would like to talk to the chief boss at your store, what was his
              name again?

               
Woman:       -You mean director Nilsson?

               
Sneek:       -Yes, may I speak with him?!

               
Woman:       -Just a moment.
             ..............
               
Nilsson:     -Nilsson.

               
Sneek:       -Well, I was looking for the chief boss, is that you?

               
Nilsson:     -Yes, it's me.

               
Sneek:       -Good afternoon. My name is director Sneek of the Oden Company (a local 
              famous company).

               
Nilsson:     -Hello!

               
Sneek:       -Well, I was in your store last Saturday and bought three kilos of
              first-class lobsters, like it was written on the sign.

               
Nilsson:     -I see.

               
Sneek:       -The price for one kilo was two hundred.

               
Nilsson:     -Yes, that's right.

               
Sneek:       -Well, I put them into the refrigerator for one night and the next  
              day I had some business friends coming over for a nice dinner. 

               
Nilsson:     -I see.

               
Sneek:       -When we took them out and opened the box, my whole apartment was 
              stinking!

               
Nilsson:     -Oh dear!

               
Sneek:       -Well, we saved our dinner by going to the night-open store around   
              the corner and bought frozen shrimps instead. But the dinner wasn't 
              the same as planned of course.

               
Nilsson:     -I understand. I'm so sorry, but we haven´t got any complaint before.
              There must have been something wrong. 

               
Sneek:       -Well, you may say that, because they should hold over a night in the 
              refrigerator shouldn't they?

               
Nilsson:     -Yes, they should.

               
Sneek:       -Well, now I want a compensation for that. I'll send my driver to you   
              around three o'clock and I expect you to give him three kilos fresh  
              lobsters and for free of course?!

               
Nilsson:     -Yes of course. Can you send these old lobsters back?

               
Sneek:       -Send them back? Do you expect me to keep rotten
              animals in my apartment?!

               
Nilsson:     -No, of course not. It's gonna be fine, don't worry. I will personally 
              make sure that you get the best lobsters this time.

               
Sneek:       -Sounds good to me!

               
Nilsson:     -He is welcome.

               
Sneek:       -Thank you, this was very nice of you.

               
Nilsson:     -Bye.

               
Sneek:       -Bye-bye.

               
Nilsson:     -Good bye.

                  After the conversation Sneek went to the store himself, 
                  introduced himself as director Sneek's driver, and got 
                  his three kilos of fresh lobsters.

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