Chapter 8
Accountant Sneek, from Tax office.
Sneek made this and many other phone calls just two days after the self-declaration
for taxes were due. At the tax office they have only started to sort them, but as
you can see Svensson doesn´t know very much about such matters:
| | Svensson: | -Svensson.
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Sneek: | -Is this Olof Svensson?
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Svensson: | -Yes!?
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Sneek: | -Good afternoon. I am accountant Sneek from the tax office. I am
calling about your declaration. You haven't sent it in, so now you
have to pay a fine.
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Svensson: | -I did send it in!
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Sneek: | -You did? Where if I may ask?
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Svensson: | -In front of the tax office building, in this big box.
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Sneek: | -Can you hold on for a second.......(10sec).....Hallo?
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Svensson: | -Yes.
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Sneek: | -I'm sorry. I found it. We put it aside, because there are some
questions we would like to ask you.
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Svensson: | -Really?!
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Sneek: | -It is concerning your summer cottage.
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Svensson: | -Yes?
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Sneek: | -Where is your cottage?
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Svensson: | -It's on the Ingarisland.
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Sneek: | -Right. Right. How much is the ratable value you wrote here?
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Svensson: | -Well, it was one hundred and eighty thousand.
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Sneek: | -Yes, that's what you wrote, but this is deception. We have been
out to look at it. The true value is at least twice that much.
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Svensson: | -It can't be.
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Sneek: | -I have the paper from the estimation clerk. Now we caught you of tax
evasion!
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Svensson: | -I don't understand this! I hired a declaration bureau to do my taxes.
They looked through all my papers.
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Sneek: | -That´s what everybody says. But you are the one who signed the papers,
aren't you???
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Svensson: | -Yeah, but..
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Sneek: | -So, it's you who have to pay for it, don't you forget that!
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Svensson: | -I don't understand these taxes, you know. I am just an ordinary
working man, and I don't know anything about these things.
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Sneek: | -The jugde won't buy this. If you try that style in court, they will
nail you even more.
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Svensson: | -Really?
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Sneek: | -Yes, and then there was one more thing. Your free lunch at work?!
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Svensson: | -But I don't have any free lunch. My wife makes me a lunch-box and
that's what I eat at work.
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Sneek: | -This is exactly what I mean. This is what we call free lunch. You
haven't mentioned that at all in your declaration.
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Svensson: | -But this can't be right.
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Sneek: | -Right? You can get three months for that.
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Svensson: | -I thought that free lunch is what you get for nothing at work.
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Sneek: | -Well, but you do get your lunch for free.
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Svensson: | -I have to buy the food first!
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Sneek: | -Don't make excuses! You don't pay anything at work, do you?
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Svensson: | -No, but it is my own food that I bring.
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Sneek: | -Don't remark details? Okey, we forget about that, we put up nine
hundred for the food and that's it. You have to pay much for the
cottage anyway!
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Svensson: | -This can't be true?
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Sneek: | -Well, you can choose. If you want to have a trial, fine with me.
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Svensson: | -No...
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Sneek: | -Then you do as I said. It will cost you less.
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Svensson: | -Really?
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Sneek: | -But I have to leave the cottage to the judge.
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Svensson: | -What?
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Sneek: | -The cottage. It has to be a trial about it.
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Svensson: | -Oh!
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Sneek: | -We keep in touch.
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Svensson: | -OK!
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Sneek: | -Well, see you later.
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Svensson: | -Good bye.
Preface to 'Sneek's prank calls'
Chapter 1. Doctor Sneek, General Hospital
Chapter 2. The Telephone Company testing
Chapter 3. Drunk-driver tries to do a bunk
Chapter 4. The safe-cracker
Chapter 5. Inspector Sneek, Police Department
Chapter 6. Reverend Sneek, Enskede
Chapter 7. A long-distance call from Germany
Chapter 8. Accountant Sneek, from the tax office
Chapter 9. Sneek's little sister
Chapter 10. Wrong number
Chapter 11. The Civil Defence practising
Chapter 12. The Quiz
Chapter 13. Taxi service, hold on please!
Chapter 14. Directory enquiries
Chapter 15. The poor shoemaker
Chapter 16. Sneek's lobster party
Chapter 17. The Rundlund ladies
Chapter 18. The hotel
Chapter 19. The new landlord
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Copyright 1979 by Stefan Brydolf, Stockholm. ISBN 91-85862-00-2
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