Chapter 1
Doctor Sneek, General Hospital.
One day, there were fifteen ads about missing cats in the newspaper.
The big amount seemed very strange to Sneek and he decided to do
something about it. He called all of them and this is what happened:
| | | Lady: | -123456.
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| Sneek: | -Hallo! Did you advertise in the newspaper about your
lost cat?
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| Lady: | -Yes, I did.
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| Sneek: | -Well, I am doctor Sneek from General Hospital. We are
going to perform a big cat-experiment tomorrow morning.
We have got lots of cats here. We have to call the ads
about lost cats to check that your little cat is not here.
There is a new law about this.
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| Lady: | -Do you have a brown-spotted cat with white paws?
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| Sneek: | -Well, we have about three or four of them.
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| Lady: | -Oh dear! What should I do now?
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| Sneek: | -Well, the best thing would be if you could come here
and have a look.
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| Lady: | -Yes, I´d better do that.
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| Sneek: | -Do you know the way to the General Hospital? Take bus
number 48.
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| Lady: | -Oh yes, I'll find it.
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| Sneek: | -Please come here at a quarter to eight tomorrow morning.
Then you go to the information desk and tell them that
this is about the cat-experiments. They'll first say that
we don't do any cat-experiments, because they don't want
the public to know about it. It is because the cats suffer
very much, I would say.
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| Lady: | -Oh, really? How terrible!
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| Sneek: | -Yes, but be insistant and don't give up! Tell them you
talked to me and they'll let you through.
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| Lady: | -I won't give up. For sure.
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| Sneek: | -You are welcome and don't forget that you have to be firm
in case they persist.
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| Lady: | -I will. Thank you so much.
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| Sneek: | -Good bye!
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| Lady: | -Bye-bye!
Four days later Sneek could read in the local newspapers
that a prank caller caused an uproar in the General
Hospital. Sneek had called everyone who had an ad that
day and the poor attendant was almost torn into pieces,
because he persistently denied that there were any
experiments with cats in the hospital. Finally the police
came to his rescue. |
Preface to 'Sneek's prank calls'
Chapter 1. Doctor Sneek, General Hospital
Chapter 2. The Telephone Company testing
Chapter 3. Drunk-driver tries to do a bunk
Chapter 4. The safe-cracker
Chapter 5. Inspector Sneek, Police Department
Chapter 6. Reverend Sneek, Enskede
Chapter 7. A long-distance call from Germany
Chapter 8. Accountant Sneek, from the tax office
Chapter 9. Sneek's little sister
Chapter 10. Wrong number
Chapter 11. The Civil Defence practising
Chapter 12. The Quiz
Chapter 13. Taxi service, hold on please!
Chapter 14. Directory enquiries
Chapter 15. The poor shoemaker
Chapter 16. Sneek's lobster party
Chapter 17. The Rundlund ladies
Chapter 18. The hotel
Chapter 19. The new landlord
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Copyright 1979 by Stefan Brydolf, Stockholm. ISBN 91-85862-00-2
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