Sneekīs prank calls

Chapter 14
Directory enquiries 
Even the directory inquiries wasnīt spared from Sneekīs prank calls.
This is what happened:


               
Lady:        -Directory enquiries. May I help you?.

               
Sneek:       -Hallo? Is this directory enquiries?

               
Lady:        -Yes, Sir..

               
Sneek:       -Well, hallo, I would like to have Mr. John...eh...what was it? .. 
              oh, yes John Buttermilkīs phone number. He lives on Cirle Street. 

               
Lady:        -John Buttermilk, just a moment please,...10 sec..Hallo??
             
               
Sneek:       -Yes?

               
Lady:        -I am sorry, we donīt have any John Buttermilk.

               
Sneek:       -Well, it is probably Buttercup. John Buttercup.

               
Lady:        -Just a minute... 10 sec... Hallo? We donīt have any John Buttercup 
              either.

               
Sneek:       -Oh, now I remember! His name is Butterfly. Iīm absolutely sure now. 
              I am very sorry.

               
Lady:        -Just a minute ... 10 sec ... Hallo? We have a John Butterfly on 
              Straight Street, could it be him?

               
Sneek:       -Yeah, thatīs him, but I just remembered that he stays at his 
              girlfriendīs place over the weekend. Can you give me her number please. 
              Her name is Eva Larsson?

               
Lady:        -Well, we have lots of Eva Larsson. Where does she live?

               
Sneek:       -She lives in the suburbs.

               
Lady:        -You have to give me a more exact adress.

               
Sneek:       -Well, it is the street that crosses Dogīs street. What was the name 
              again??

               
Lady:        -If you donīt give me an exact adress, I canīt help you. I am sorry.

               
Sneek:       -Donīt be sorry! She is a hairdresser. Can you find her by that?

               
Lady:        -Just a minute ... No, I see no hairdresser in the suburbs by that name.

               
Sneek:       -I just remembered that the phone number is in her husbandīs name. 
              His name is Eric Larsson, but we call him "the shit", because once 
              ... eh ... well, never mind.

               
Lady:        -But I need an exact street adress.

               
Sneek:       -He is a musician. He is on a tour just now, otherwise John wouldnīt 
              be with his wife, right? And I remember, they live on Cold Street.

               
Lady:        -Musician Erik Larsson on Cold Street, just a second... Well, I am 
              sorry I canīt find him.

               
Sneek:       -But look at Sven! 

               
Lady:        -Sven?

               
Sneek:       -Yes, his real name is Sven-Erik Larsson. 

               
Lady:        -I found him! At last I found him!! Sven-Erik Larsson in Cold Street 12. 
              His number is..

               
Sneek:       -But just a moment. Do you know what! I just remembered that they didnīt 
              pay their phone bill, so the phone is disconnected. But thank you anyway 
              for your help. 

               
Lady:        -You are welcome.

                                *Click*

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